oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face
(via goodvibesalright)
| me about to talk in public: | *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain* |
| me: | today how you are |
| Strawberry - I’m in love with you. |
| Cherry - I love you. |
| Watermelon - I think you’re cute. |
| Blueberry - You’re amazing. |
| Kiwi- You’re pretty |
| Rasberry - You’re hot. |
| Plum - I would fuck you. |
| Paopu Fruit - I would date you. |
| Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours. |
| Lemon - You are my tumblr crush. |
| Orange - I want to get to know you. |
| Tangerine - We have a lot in common. |
| Lemon - I wish you would notice me. |
| Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. |
Accurate.
I’ve never had a post describe me so much before.
I just finished crying. Thanks.
(Source: simplyl0st)
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
Yes, but you probably don’t
(via infinite-jubilation)
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
(Source: tasteofavery, via istealshoelaces)
when they told me
to not
make homes out of peoplei laughed
because who would be foolish enough
to plant the seeds of themselves
in a skin that wasn’t theirs, or in a smile
they didn’t ownbut when i turned to show you
there was only quietempty space
and my roots
from around your ribcage
(via mymindisntasafe)
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
(via infinite-jubilation)
i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
(Source: drinking, via letheroffintotheflame)
when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween
(Source: ladystarkling, via infinite-jubilation)
A movie theatre you can cuddle in
I wanna go there with my non existent boyfriend
(Source: brooklyn-bridge, via istealshoelaces)